Damn SUAY Day!

Today is a really damn SUAY day lar!!!

Here's my series of unfortunate events:

1. I got to work late.
We had a guest speaker coming in from our overseas branch
and the whole sector had to attend this discussion cum briefing session at 9am.
I reached office at 9am, and had to rush to put my bag in the office
then rush upstairs to the conference floor.
I was about 10 mins late by the time i got to the conference room,
and 95% were there alry!.
So had to sit right at the corner at the back.
Cudnt sit with my team ppl. Like so poor thing.
I usually reach office at 845am!
(We start work at 830am, but my team usually reaches ard 845am.)

2. My shoe spoilt.
One of my fave pair of shoes which is cream coloured and has a nice flower on top, spoilt today.
The flowers came off this morning when I had a discussion with one of the business heads at his office.
Den as i left, he spotted my flower on the floor.
So he picked it up and walked up to me and said "Is this yours?"
I looked down and realised the flower on my left shoe was gone.
In its place is this yellow square glue patch instead.
It was SO MALU lar!!!
Super duper paiseh can!!!
So i faked a laugh, like it was so silly and funny.
Den I just said "Oops, yeah. Thanks!"
How DUMB.

I stuck it back using double-sided tape and the adhesive seemed quite strong.
So i was confident it wun drop and that I cud last throughout the day
b4 I go home and put superglue.
It lasted throughout lunch.
But when I went to the toilet after lunch, it dropped again.
I panicked but managed to find the flower at near the lifts on my way back from the toilet.
So lucky.
So i stuck it back with more tape.

Den I went for a recce visit to a restaurant for my event planning.
I was almost reaching back to the office alry when I saw that the flower on my left shoe is gone again!
It is really gone now, as it has dropped somewhere along the way and i dunno where!
Shit! Now my shoe look like crap. Super ugly.
Coz one side got big flower, the other side dun have.
Got this stupid ugly square yellow glue patch instead.
And i also noticed a rather deep crease at the side of my shoe!
So I hurried to the shoe shop to buy a new pair of shoes.

3. The only 2 pair of shoes I liked wasnt available in my size.
So suay again.
Wanna buy shoe also so difficult.
The only 2 pairs of shoes that i fancied in the shop was not available in my size!
And i had to buy cream coloured shoes to replace my spolit shoes,
and also to match what i was wearing.
So i no choice anyhow chose one pair of beige shoes that was on sale.
On sale but still costs me $30.
Idiot!!! Waste my money lar!
I just bought a new pair of shoes recently!

4. I banged my whole bloody face into a glass door.
Yah you heard me right.
After the dumb shoe incident, i was alry very late.
I had to rush back to office to settle some stuff then go for my restaurant venue recces again.
My whole schedule was pushed back all becoz i had to go buy a new pair of shoes.
At one of my recce, I was leaving the restaurant and rushing to my next appointment.
The restaurant was on the 3rd floor, and I had to go to the 2nd floor to take the lift.
When i was making a right turn, im supposed to go thru this glass door
to walk to the other end to get to the lift.
But i was walking so fast and not really paying attention coz i was thinking about some work stuff,
and i BANGED straight into the glass door.
The glass door was not very obvious ok!
The whole thing was glass except this low silver handle.
N i was turning a corner at high speed so i smacked straight into it!
And it made a damn loud "gong" sound!
My whole nose rammed into it and there was lipstick mark and nose oil stain on the glass!
Yes yes very comical I know.
Like dumb TV show where the person ram into the glass and slide their face down the glass as if they fainted.

It is super f**king painful ok!!!
The pain in my nose was so bad that i was wincing like shit,
and 2 streaks of tears just automatically flowed out from my eyes.
I cant stop it at all! It is a natural reaction.
I wasnt crying, but the pain in my nose was so great that it affected my eyes.
Machaim someone punched me real hard in my nose.
And my whole nose and eyes were red like hell.
I looked like i have been crying for 2 hours.
SO TOTALLY PAISEH!

I had to act normal,
while tolerating the almost unbearable pain,
while using my fingers to try and wipe off the lip gloss and oil stain off the glass.
The glass was still patchy though, so i hecked care alry lar.
I was in too much pain to care about cleaning the glass,
so i left the patch there.
Den i took out the mirror to check on my nose.
I thot i broke my nose or smthg!
And i thot it might be bleeding or smthg!

Seriously my nose felt broken.
After that it din stop hurting till at least half an hour later.
Until now, my nose is occasionally blocked.
Think i broke some blood vessels coz my nose is still a bit red at the bridge area,
N if i touched my nose bridge or try to wriggle my nose, it hurts.
I think after 2 more days, there may be a blue black on my nose.
SHIT.

Luckily no one was there when the incident happened.
It was quite ulu there at 4pm.
No one ard.
Thank goodness no one saw!
But now that i think about it,
i hope there are no security cameras that witnessed the whole thing!
Else I might be placed on YouTube and
the whole world will be laughing their ass off at me!
SHIT!

5. I kenna 5 mosquito bites within 10 mins.
One of my left arm, one on my right arm,
two on my left leg and one on my right leg.
All bitten within the 10 mins that I was sitting at the al fresco dining area of a restaurant that i was visiting.
It was itchy like mad!

How SUAY can i get?
You tell me how suay can I be?

ARGH!!!
Cant stand it!
Im glad the day is over.

Stop laughing at me.
Im glad i made your day, coz i made you laugh.